okay, maybe not. unless you think wasting the next 5 minutes of your life (and no, you will not be getting those minutes back) is life altering - who am i to judge?
1. Song that always makes you sad?
AC/DC “Highway to Hell”
2. Last thing you bought?
rash cream for….uh, my neighbor…yeah…
3. Last person you argued with?
president bush, that knucklehead!
4. Do you put jelly before putting the peanut butter on?
does a horse wear pajamas??…i dunno…but as far as the jelly question goes - theanswerisno
5. One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid?
i had a few - virginia slims, marlboro, newport, and camel
6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?
that’s none of your damn business and i’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs
7. Favorite day of the week?
PAY day
8. Favorite Sundae topping?
garbanzo beans…hey, don’t knock it till you try it, okay???
9. Did you take Piano lessons?
if by piano lessons you mean did i take piano lessons…then yes, i took them
10. Most frequent song played?
The Battle Hymn of the Republic - man, i CAN NOT get enough of that catchy tune! it makes you wanna DANCE!
11. TV show you secretly enjoy?
the stock reports on CNN - no really, i enjoy that about as much as i enjoy a nail through my eye; i’m being serious; no, really
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
can i choose death by light saber instead? no? fine, i choose basketball
13. Date someone older or younger?
don’t tell me what to do!
14. One place you could travel right now?
to 7-11 down the street…that place is amazing and sooo rich with culture
15. Do you use umbrellas?
i’m never without one - in fact i’m holding one over my head right now, as i’m typing this
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
yes “i love canada. the end” - it’s a beautiful song, really
17. Favorite Cheese?
you know, that’s a LITTLE too personal for me to answer on here
18. The Smith’s or the Cure?
disneyland
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
disneyland
20. Best job you ever had?
president of the national rifle association. you should have seen the looks on their faces when i told them we were going to stop calling ourselves the NRA and were instead going to be known as the “i freaking LOVE going to disneyland so much and i want to live there” club. they looked mad, but deep inside, i know they were smiling.
21. Did you go to your high school prom?
no, and i wish i did - i heard some girl got a bucket of pigs blood dumped all over her!! so awesome!!
22. Perfect time to wake up?
when folgers is in my cup
23. Perfect time to go to bed?
as soon as i’ve gotten rid of that pesky nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head feeling, so i can rest.
24. Do you use your queen right away in chess?
i think it’s wrong to use people. wrong and immorale
25. Ever been in a car accident?
ever had a knuckle sandwich? ’cause you’re askin’ for one!! >:I
26. closer to mom or dad…or neither?
they both live in laguna hills, so i’m equal distance away from both of them. not the answer you were looking for? oh, okay, here’s your answer - SHUT UP!
27. What age is this exciting life over for you?
“i love rock and roll…so put another dime in the jukebox babyyyyyy” - sorry, what did you say?
28. What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?
probably the 20’s - ahhhh, to be young and ridden with tuberculosis…those were probably some good times
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
your mom’s
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?
yes…i really should get a new pair of socks…
31. Were you in track and field?
if by in track and field you mean was i in detention, then yes, i was in track and field many times
32. Were you ever in a school talent show?
do you ever stop asking such personal questions? sheesh!
33. Have you ever written in a library book?
if by written you mean have i ever run over one with my car on accident and then tried to act like i got it that way…then yes
34. Allergic to?
work
35. Favorite fruit?
cheese
36. Have you watched sex and the city?
i was too busy slaying angry hippos to get into watching that show
37. Baseball hat or toque?
duh! a toque! (wtf is a toque, seriously)
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
actually, i’ve never thought it was easy to shampoo in the soap, so i guess i’ll have to say in the shower
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
purple zebra
40. Pen or pencil?
mild to moderate rain
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
yeah, i won $2000 on one hand of black jack! and then i woke up…
42. Have you thrown up on a plane?
no…i tried to once, but i couldn’t find a ladder long enough to get me up on the roof
43. Have you thrown up in a car?
no, but a car threw up on me once…that’s okay, we found out later it’s cause she was pregnant!
44. Have you thrown up at work?
no, although work is the major cause of me feeling sick
45. Do you scream on roller coasters?
always - that way, i can get a mouth full of bugs without even trying. yum!
46. Who was your first prom date?
this one guy - i forgot his name; later on, i saw him on tv, and they were calling him “the night stalker” - man, i DATED someone famous! woohoo!
47. Who was your first roommate?
this guy named charles - he always thought he was in charge, but little did he know…i let my dog pee in his wheaties! haha - that’ll teach him to give me good advice and do my laundry
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
arrowhead mountain spring water - lol, i am NEVER going overboard like that again!
49. First job?
space invader
50. What was your first car?
choo choo train
51. When did you go to your first funeral?
i dunno
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
i’ve never left orange county - it sucks you in and never lets you go
53. Who was your first grade teacher?
mrs. whatsherface…she was great
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
uh, in the bathroom?!?! where else would i “go” - weirdo
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
my parents! omg, we had so much fun! when we got home, we were real quiet so we didn’t get caught - but it was close!
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
teddy ruxpin. and no, we’re not friends anymore. he stopped talking to me one day, and hasn’t said a word since. my mom said it was ’cause he “ran out of batteries” - but i think he’s just being stubborn
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent’s house?
disneyland
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
the 411 operator. she’s such a good listener.
59. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
ah, that would be barbie and ken’s wedding in my bedroom in 1984. always a bridesmaid….oh wait, i’ve been a bride! yay!
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
monday through through thursday - cry because it’s not friday
friday through saturday - cry because i’m so happy it’s the weekend
sunday - cry because it’s monday the next day
61. What was the first concert you attended?
it was some benefit concert concerned with raising money for endangered one-eyed pandas who think they’re sea monkeys
62. First tattoo or piercing?
i have a piercing in my big toe, and a tattoo of the map of disneyland on my back
i tag: shirley tipsy, zak, ala, marcela, loli, and whoever else wants to do this!
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